#FUNNIEST QUOTES ABOUT AGEING :
💐 TO Get back to my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde
💐 Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.- Mark Twain
☺️ AS You get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.- Sir Norman Wisdom
🎂Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.- Jennifer Yane
🎂First, you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. - Leo Rosenberg
💐 The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T.S. Elliot
💐 A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.- Claude Pepper
🥀 IF You want to know how old a woman is, then ask her sister-in-law. - Edgar Howe
🌷 Ageing seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” - Kitty O’Neill Collins
🌺 Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers
🌹I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
👍 I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast. - Anonymous
💐IT'S Paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. - Andy Rooney
🌹 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin
🌼 I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. - Bob Hope
🌺 I’m 59, and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
🥀By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns
🌷There’s one advantage to being 102. There’s no peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg
🌸Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier.
🌼 I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.- Albert Einstein
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